GIVE the lights a trial run...before you climb the big pine tree...
TAKE NOTICE of the wee writing on the label attached to the cord before you climb the big pine tree and arrange the “indoor only “ lights so precisely
KEEP LEARNING about how to get down the big pine tree when the ladder has gone as your youngest has redeployed it as a “magic beanstalk to the clouds”
BE ACTIVE in taking revenge on the people who wrote the wee writing, the person who knew only two bulbs worked when they took the lights down last year, whoever thought a giant living on a cloud was a reasonable idea and the Ning Nong who planted the **** great pine tree in the first place!!
Merry Christmas everyone, may the gods of Christmas present(s) be sweet to you and yours.
The Worry Bug team